Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.
Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later.
His act includes rewriting Shakespeare in Essex-speak – and he talks about his working-class father with “neck muscles so strong he can climb stairs with them”.
Basildon-born Russell Brand – a reformed Essex addict and Billericay Dickie clone – fulfilled the ultimate Essex Man fantasy when he persuaded girlfriend Katy Perry to pose in a West Ham basque at the MTV awards last year.
Regardless of race, creed, species, plane of existence, or definition of "alive," your perfect match is waiting for you somewhere in the great cosmos.And when it comes to, shall we say, couples, no one tops the open-minded pairings found in dating sims.Jumping race or social castes is just the beginning; no line is too sacred for these poignant tales of romance.That's easier said than done, however, since the gods made her leave her body behind and appear as nothing more than a head in a flowerpot.Personally, I think is a better disembodied love story, but this is a close second.